wrenkingtson:

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

(via distraction)

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  • person:but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me:well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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if countries were students
  • Australia:The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America:The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada:The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England:The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand:Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands:That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France:The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China:The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia:The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
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graceespooks:

the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring

(Source: graceebooks, via guy)

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hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

(Source: 1et1ive, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix, via stfulily)

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